"I Liked The Part Where He Started Crying."

Video of the Day

  • April,16th,2014 at 4:35 PM

captainhanni:

sighs @ own self

(via the-wilhelm-scream)

Photo of the Day

  • April,16th,2014 at 4:03 PM

I have been playing this damn game since I heard about it and this is the first time I won.
Clearly this is a case of finding the right motivation. 

I have been playing this damn game since I heard about it and this is the first time I won.

Clearly this is a case of finding the right motivation. 

Please don’t be mad.

  • April,16th,2014 at 2:08 PM

anneofpembroke:

bobbycarlyle:

tessdebelle:

I’m sorry.

I didn’t plan on making something so addictive.

Really. 

I’m sorry.

I’m not sorry.

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Oh sweet Jesus.

I’ll see you guys again never! <3

Photo of the Day

  • April,15th,2014 at 9:04 AM

tami-taylors-hair:

green-goold:

inlovewiththepractice:

untanglingunraveling:

sweetflattery:

ckings:

this is possibly one of the smartest thing someone did hahaahha

amazing

this i think is one of the main reasons i don’t see myself ever settling down long term with a dude
you have to deal with their weird perpetual child bullshit that everyone seems to just accept???
like there always seem to be magazine features or scenes on tv shows of wives complaining about all the dumb shit their husbands do, and the workarounds they’ve come up with
i don’t want to complain about my life partner like that
i don’t want to have to come up with workarounds and just accept their patheticness/obliviousness
i want to settle down with someone who is trying just as hard as me to be the best person they can be, and to be as respectful and kind and thoughtful to me and to others as they can
and the popular notion is that men like….can’t do that???
which i understand is gender stereotyping
but if this chart is just celebrated as smart, if the dude this is designed around isn’t an exception
then i’m staying the fuck away from men as anything more than sex buddies ‘cuz i don’t wanna be my partner’s mommy, that sounds totally unappealing to me

there are good men out there… trust me on this one. but yeah, you’re probably better off with a woman.

This is the most pathetic fucking thing I’ve ever seen. If your husband needs a blowjob to contribute to the household you share, divorce him. 

jesus christ.

I know it&#8217;s not the point, but tbh I&#8217;ve made charts like this for myself to help motivate me when I was having a hard time getting out of bed. It&#8217;s actually my background right now, so when I finish a task I can move an icon from &#8220;locked&#8221; to &#8220;unlocked&#8221; and I can use that program, be it chrome or solitaire or ESO or whatever. I mean, it&#8217;s essentially reward-base positive reinforcement training. It works on dogs. People aren&#8217;t as different as we think, really.
(I&#8217;m technically cheating right now because I&#8217;m on tumblr and I need to have eaten breakfast first but I drove Autumn to work and picked up some flowers and candy for anniversary so I&#8217;m adjusting for work spent.)
Maybe it&#8217;s cos I got two x chromosomes and Autumn&#8217;s a lady, but this kinda thing seems helpful in a relationship where time and energy have fluctuated so both parties need to adjust to the new, fairer workload when something previous had just been habit?
Or maybe it&#8217;s just stupid gender roll crap and I&#8217;m projecting. 

tami-taylors-hair:

green-goold:

inlovewiththepractice:

untanglingunraveling:

sweetflattery:

ckings:

this is possibly one of the smartest thing someone did hahaahha

amazing

this i think is one of the main reasons i don’t see myself ever settling down long term with a dude

you have to deal with their weird perpetual child bullshit that everyone seems to just accept???

like there always seem to be magazine features or scenes on tv shows of wives complaining about all the dumb shit their husbands do, and the workarounds they’ve come up with

i don’t want to complain about my life partner like that

i don’t want to have to come up with workarounds and just accept their patheticness/obliviousness

i want to settle down with someone who is trying just as hard as me to be the best person they can be, and to be as respectful and kind and thoughtful to me and to others as they can

and the popular notion is that men like….can’t do that???

which i understand is gender stereotyping

but if this chart is just celebrated as smart, if the dude this is designed around isn’t an exception

then i’m staying the fuck away from men as anything more than sex buddies ‘cuz i don’t wanna be my partner’s mommy, that sounds totally unappealing to me

there are good men out there… trust me on this one. but yeah, you’re probably better off with a woman.

This is the most pathetic fucking thing I’ve ever seen. If your husband needs a blowjob to contribute to the household you share, divorce him. 

jesus christ.

I know it’s not the point, but tbh I’ve made charts like this for myself to help motivate me when I was having a hard time getting out of bed. It’s actually my background right now, so when I finish a task I can move an icon from “locked” to “unlocked” and I can use that program, be it chrome or solitaire or ESO or whatever. I mean, it’s essentially reward-base positive reinforcement training. It works on dogs. People aren’t as different as we think, really.

(I’m technically cheating right now because I’m on tumblr and I need to have eaten breakfast first but I drove Autumn to work and picked up some flowers and candy for anniversary so I’m adjusting for work spent.)

Maybe it’s cos I got two x chromosomes and Autumn’s a lady, but this kinda thing seems helpful in a relationship where time and energy have fluctuated so both parties need to adjust to the new, fairer workload when something previous had just been habit?

Or maybe it’s just stupid gender roll crap and I’m projecting. 

(Source: ckings, via katbelleinthedark)

  • April,14th,2014 at 10:54 PM

*ROARS*

*ROARS AGAIN*

*falls on the floor kicking legs*

*flips onto belly and becomes the startfish of remorse*

*draws arms and legs in and tucks in head to become the egg of renewed frustration*

*wobbles around impotently*

Have I ever mentioned having a squish is the literal worst?

  • April,14th,2014 at 11:03 AM

thestarryskiesaboveme:

yarking:

Q1. Yarking has been ______, which is why he hasn’t been on.

a. Sick

b. Busy dealing with his job

c. …playing a sweetass new game Autumn got me for my birthday

d. All of the above

ǝʌoqɐ ǝɥʇ ɟo ll∀ ˙p

I’d chose the last one! :) (How do you write that?) Welcome back, anyway! <3

You would be correct, good friend! (and I used a write-stuff-upside-down website alas I am not a wizard.

Thanks! <3

Video of the Day

  • April,14th,2014 at 11:02 AM

auntievel:

Stargate Universe

Eli spies on Colonel Young

"I didn’t say you could use that thing to watch me.  Get out of here with that thing."

WELL I WONDER WHERE ELI GOT THE IDEA THAT SPYING ON AUTHORITY FIGURES WAS A GOOD IDEA.

HOW SILLY. THAT MUST BE SO ANNOYING. NOT TO MENTION SUCH A BREECH OF PRIVACY.

*progressively more accusatory scowl at my favorite colonel*

(via elementals-ao3)

  • April,14th,2014 at 7:37 AM

Q1. Yarking has been ______, which is why he hasn’t been on.

a. Sick

b. Busy dealing with his job

c. …playing a sweetass new game Autumn got me for my birthday

d. All of the above

ǝʌoqɐ ǝɥʇ ɟo ll∀ ˙p

Just got out of the shower

  • April,11th,2014 at 3:16 PM

acutely aware of the blood in my body and feel dramatically in slow-motion. Slightly concerning. Must investigate further.

  • April,11th,2014 at 12:40 PM

lumos5000:

theshirelock:

if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes

someone found a real life plot hole

You know that kid that always seems a bit surly and non-communicative in your art class that projected the artistic equivalent of “okay tell me when in my life I will have to use calculus” when the teacher talks about color theory but for some reason gasps and stands up fast enough to knock over their chair when someone draws an inexplicably alluring spiral on the whiteboard?

No?

Maybe that’s because art and music is so crammed full of science that sciencey people can appreciate them without subscribing to your foolish false dichotomy in the same way that artistic people can appreciate the visceral beauty and wonder of the natural and numerical world and both can take inspiration and solace in each field because the logical and creative divide that you resent for devaluing artistic fields isn’t just unfair but not real.

(via thestorieswesay)

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Portmanteau of "Yelling" and "Barking". To talk unsolicited and emphatically, especially in an inciteful or irritating fashion.
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Name: Ash R.
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Age: 22 (4/11/91) Gender: Fuck if I know Pronouns: Any
Sexuality: Pan
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Favorite Color: Blue

Current Projects

IFTR- In it for the Rush, a webcomic summerizing the Stargate Universe Series from the perspective of a zealous Nicholas Rush fan. Currently on Hiatus.

Greychild- RPG work set in fictional land. Useing RPG maker and attempting to do all art (sprites, larger art, probably some tilesets), writing and coding by myself. Yay. Currently ongoing.

Art- All sorts, for friends and fandom as the interest strikes me.

Writing- Currently writing Sum of a Man which I (most of the time) affectionately refer to as "The Bastard". I also write in a lot of seperate Verses, thought primarily Stargate Universe and a bit of Once Upon a Time, and other works including Robert Carlyle.

I live with and am engaged to Autumn, my Best Beloved and My Dove.

Very lucky to run with the Carlyle Crowd.

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